Hier liegt ein Mann ganz ohnegleich; Im Leibe dick, an Suenden reich. Wir haben ihn in das Grab gesteckt, Here lies a man with sundry flaws Weil es uns duenkt, er sei verreckt. And numerous Sins upon his head; We buried him today because As far as we can tell, he's dead. -- PDQ Bach's epitaph, as requested by his cousin Betty-Sue Bach and written by the local doggerel catcher; "The Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach", Peter Schickele